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tokyo was ok with me putting david bowie as the picture for this :)
WARNING!!! FLASHING LIGHTS ON NEXT PAGE. do not go in if flashing lights are bad for you.
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INTRODUCING
$CATBOX Welcome to the End of Days, and Your New Favorite Meme Coin
Yo, whats up degens, we got a whole VIBE here. Welcome to the wildest, most nonsensical corner of the blockchain—where reality bends and nothing makes sense. Its your boy Levi Catbox and his questionable assitant Tokyo with $LEVI, the only coin that matters now (or maybe later... who knows, time is werid here)
WHO ARE WE?
Levi is an unquantifiable age, born on HALLOWEEN (because... duh). Hes a huge David Bowie fan (RIP King), speaks a ton of languags that might be made up, and doesnt know what he is. Is he a human? A cat? A strange blend of the two??? WHO EVEN KNOWS. He’s in this cryptic place that he didnt ask for, but hes here now—doing his thing. Might be from Canada, might be from an alternate dimention. Were not sure.
And then theres Tokyo… oh boy. Tokyos Levis assitant/partner/friend/???, but honestly, its hard to explain what he even is. He doesn’t speak English (or any language well, really), but he talks in broken Japanese, gibberish, backwards, German... whatever he remembers from his very questionable past. He’s a literal enigma. He’s defintely from the Netherlands, probably. Tokyo’s on a mission to make sure you never understand what’s going on.
GENE THE CAT
Oh yeah, don’t forget about Gene, Levis weird lil kitten who might be part sea urchin, part cow, and like 3/4 cat. Gene’s got major personality issues, refuses to watch anything except Phineas and Ferb, and sometimes just... disappears in photos. But we love em anyway. They’re gonna be the next meme sensetion. Watch out.
andromeda and sal
Introducing Andromeda and Sal. They’re tiny. They follow Tokyo around and parrot everything he says. Can they talk? Sometimes. Do they make sense? NEVER. But that’s the vibe. Tokyo’s keeping them around for some weird reason, and we’ve learned not to question it. (Tokyo also threatens to pour acid in Levi’s cactus pot if you dont pay attention to these guys, so... do with that info what you will.)
fun facts
Tokyos lowkey a gaming legend (in his own head). His faves are: Team Fortress 2, Tetris (yes, the TETRIS), Red Dead Redemtion, Portal, Sonic (but only the OG ones, dont talk to him about modern Sonic)
He’s also not a fan of beef. No hamburgers around him
Levi had a catnip addiction for 2 years but went to rehab and came out the other side stronger (recovery is a real thing, folks)
Levi is a triplet (shoutout to his siblings Christoph and Amelia, who are probably doing better things right now)
Gene is 1/8 sea urchin, 1/8 cow, and 3/4 cat—yeah, dont ask how that works.
Tokyo always has toothpaste with him. Not for his teeth—nope, it’s for Andromeda and Sal, they love it. (You’ve been warned).
Tokyo also hates hamburgers. Sorry.
Levi is Canadian, but we dont hold that against him.